natalie portman

Natalie Portman was supposedly happy to be out of her contract for the Wuthering Heights movie, and I guess I am too, because that movie would have been pretty awfully boring, even with Natalie in it. Unless they had her running around naked, that might have made it a little more bearable, but even then I think it would have been hard to sit through, and likely they were just going to dress her up in huge hot heavy dresses that you can’t even see the adam’s apple in. That’s kind of a waste, I guess. Natalie Portman looks tired. I guess I would be too.

If you ever happen to turn into a hot female celebrity overnight, and some ridiculously famous fashion designer who draws his new ideas in his sleep sends you an oversized smock to wear on the red carpet for the release of your new movie, you might want to take a second and make sure that your tits aren’t hanging out giving free tit exposure for anyone who happens to be standing at an acute angle, cause ma’am, they get lots of money for those shots, and if you really want to show us your nipples Ms. Natalie Portman, you can probably get paid for it. Just a hunch.