elizabeth hurley

Is Elizabeth Hurley wearing a tiara here? I’m not sure what she’s the princess of but I’m sure from the looks it that she is of something. That long brit nose and accent go a long way I guess. The guy with the camera is kind of freaking me out a little, is that what it feels like all day to be chased and dunked and screamed after? Yeah, I feel bad but also don’t feel bad for the people who have to deal with it all the time, I guess it should be considered part of their enormous and ridiculous paychecks. Otherwise, Liz seems to be handling it with a grace, her legs are long enough to choke a horse and then some. Good thing she shaved today?

We know Elizabeth Hurley can play the devil, and here she is looking rather devilish in the buff while sunbathing in her thong on the bow of a ship somewhere, getting her tits tanned. How Hugh Grant hasn’t chopped his dick off for cheating on this gorgeous brunette I have no idea (and with a gross hooker nonetheless), but he should be publicly castrated and made to stare at his wife’s tits for the rest of his life in perpetuity without being able to touch. So she hasn’t been in the public eye too much lately (her last movies were Method and Serving Sara, hmmm) but I guess these will do in the meantime. Thanks Liz.