Free Nude Celebrity Pics

Look at Carmen Electra! Even in 2008, this long-time American sex symbol maintains an absolutely stunning body. Who would have thought that after banging Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, Prince, Fred Durst, and Vin Diesel, that we could still look at her with watering mouths? Well, make no mistake, she is still hot as can be. By the way, Carmen is currently engaged to guitarist Rob Patterson of Korn.

I mean come on…look at that rack. Very few celebrity racks look that good at the ripe-old age of THIRTY-SIX!   In fact, if you look nice and “hard”, you can see Carmen’s nipples poking through that very tight bikini.  As your eyes move further down, you can see an absolutely flawless mid-section and a mighty fine pair of legs.

I think it’s safe to say that Carmen Electra will not be “hitting the wall” anytime soon…even post-Baywatch !

So, Sienna Miller makes a pretty convincing hippy, even if she’s done a better job trimming up her bush than probably was prevalent in the time period of her upcoming movie Hippie Hippie Shake. Her tits are small enough that I almost can’t excuse the hippie connotations here, it’s not exactly my bag, is that mean to say? There’s nothing wrong with small tits really. It’s really just the hippie thing. She’s probably about perfect for this role, though, and with full frontal nudity and all, it’ll probably end up doing pretty well, if not as well as Dazed and Confused, still about drugs.

Elisabetta Gregoraci is best known for her Wonderbra ads across the nation, but she also seems to know what she’s doing in the other kind of tit holder. Here she sits indian style on the beach tanned in a non over oranged kind of way, which is refreshing I guess, and why she’s a famous model and not a famous tramp. She look a little confused here, like she’s not sure where her boat is going, which could be a problem if the guy running the thing has any say. Still, she’s looking hot as always in her beach bikini and if the waves have any say, she’ll probably end up in less later.

Selma Blair tends to go back and forth from looking wildly hot and wildly skank, but here she’s probably looking about as good as you could ask. I’m not sure if this is her from younger years or more recent, but this is about as naked as I’ve seen her since the movie Storytelling, where she got fully nude and took it from behind in a pretty controversial scene. Selma Blair, didn’t she play a witch on something sometime? She looks too cute to be a witch I’d say. Though maybe the black and white is good here.

Adrina Partridge is flexed enough that even when she is still wearing a bikini she is about as hot as when not. What can you do, in that situation, when you head out into the public and people basically are seeing you look just as if you were naked in the shower? She probably looks better this way anyway, though I’m not going to ruin the imagination by investigating any more. That water seems to want to continue sticking to her, and have nothing to do with the rest of the pool after she’s let it do a number sliding around. Yeah, okay, happy for everyone, lifeguards included.

Maria Sharapova is showing a little bit of everything in this one, she’s got some room to spare on the back end. What would have happened if that ball got hit a little harder? I imagine there a billion fetishists out there who would give nothing more than to be pummeled to death by Maria with her racket while they jerk themselves raw. This woman could probably make megabillions if she sold herself to playing one tennis match all in the nude to some kind of pay per view. I don’t think that’s degrading, hell, if I were her I’d do it. It’s the same thing anyway, pretty much, with all the sports groaning. Have a go.

Tyra Banks is one of those decent looking women who was just given a little too much air time: the woman is dense as a rock and concerned with some of the most trivial things you can imagine (how to walk for instance), and pretty much at this point she’s become the Tom Cruise of female celebs. Auto dunce cap. But still, she’s easy on the eyes if you can forget all the sound surrounding, which admittedly, I can not. I can still hear her yammering on right here with her tits all hanging out. The voice supersedes all. I don’t know what it is about the red hair die either, but it’s something. Oh well, at least the picture can’t make sound.

Another in the series of half naked celebrities rolling around on the beach, but in this one at least Anna Kournikova is getting paid for the pictures that are being taken of her. This is from a shoot for Maxim or some other dude magazine, though the behind the scenes probably comes off a lot more real than the over-glossed up close stuff that will end up in the mag. I wonder how much those people get paid to stand around and pull on her hair to make it wet and weird and to brush the crap out of her eyes or something? Not nearly as much as the airbrush people I’m sure, but what can you do. That beach looks dirty.

So good to see Ms. Kirsten Dunst having a good time with her lady friend on the beach even given the photographers chasing after her. Can’t get her down with those things, and she’s definitely not shy about letting her free feel her beach tits up all in front of every body’s junk. Good deal, I guess. Dunst is looking a little pale for beach weather, but that’s fine too, it’s definitely a good change from the orange crews that show up so ruined already that the beach sun just glides off of them or gets absorbed like some solar wind tunnel. Scary freaks. Thanks for hiding some Kirsten, and for not hiding.

So, even though you can pretty much see Megan Hauserman’s brain through her forehead, and it is not a pretty sire, fortunately the rest of her is constructed with a more efficient manner. I mean, that’s a decent knee, I’d say. Between her stints on Rock of Love and I Love Money she managed to make enough dudes want to boink her hard enough to end up in the pages of Playboy, which is probably about as far as her celebrity ride will run, but when you’re at your best, you’re there, so might as well have some work with it right? Maybe she’s not as dumb as a slightly thicker Paris Hilton but in that case somebody needs to book that acting talent, cause she’d be gold.