paris hilton

Paris Hilton getting reamed in the ass and sucking dick and then smiling calmly into the camera as if she were on just another photo shoot… next she’ll be doing ads for creamed corn in her overalls with her pierced labia hanging out. Does she have pierced labia? Probably not, she seems like she’s more the kind who’d turn away from that. If you look close though, in these pictures, can you see the hunk of metal hanging from her pussy? Nah me neither, but it’s right there in her lips. It’s the button your press to eject her head. That’s not very nice. Paris Hilton is probably a fine and nice person to have butter and coffee with, though watch where she puts her mouth.

It’s gotten so bad that Paris Hilton can’t seem to walk in front of a camera without wanting to touch herself. She passes a strobing light sometimes when her coffee maker goes off with the flashing LCD and she just can’t stop herself from ripping her clothes off, wadding up her panties, and going to town with two fingers rubbing at her pussy. Pavlov has nothing on Ms. Hilton, and that’s okay enough if we have to look at her, she might as well be doing what she likes. This too on a runway, man she has some attitude. I guess I would too in that spot.

Paris and Nicky Hilton storming the streets in their underwear, huh? I guess if you’re going to be overtaken by photographers everywhere you go you might as well make a scene. Make it worth their while some? What do you have to lose? I wonder where Nicky goes while her sister is busy making sex tapes and so on, I wonder if she reads a lot of literary fiction while her sister gives blowjobs on camera for coke? Nicky Hilton into David Foster Wallace? Not likely but you could imagine a little. It would give you something to snore about when you’re snoring. Nice panties girls.

A still from the now legendary Paris Hilton sex tape, which mostly suffers from bad lighting, poor blowjob skills on the behalf of Ms. Hilton, and an overall kind of silliness, though Paris definitely still has the body to keep our attention for a little longer. Who knows what ceilings this woman has seen? We’ll probably never hear the end of it about this talentless little one, but at least she looks good enough to give us something to stare at for a minute. I don’t know where they find these dudes, but man, come on. Walk into the street and throw a rock and you’ll hit something brighter.

Paris Hilton has certainly made her rounds in the nude celebrity photos world, from her sex tape to various nipple slips and media slutting. Here we have her in a slightly more personable mood it seems, though perhaps inebriated on one or more substances. I’m not sure who the dork with the cap is, but it’s clear he’s happy with where he’s shown up, not to mention again Paris’s, oh let’s say Tipsy, expression. Whatever the case, somebody made couple bucks off this one in the process of bringing us the shots. Certainly there will be more forthcoming in the near future with even more to look at.