jessica simpson

That’s a little bit better I think, maybe this is before you got to the point it seemed like everything was slipping. I wonder if when you were younger you used to go on dad’s computer and use the webcam to upload photos yourself in bra and panties to servers where hairy old men would find you and touch themselves. The Dukes of Hazard DVD, there are probably people all across the country who watch that with the sound all the way down getting dirty. Is that movie still out on DVD or was it recalled? You should sell ad space on your forehead to some people, they’d probably pay a pretty good amount, I wonder if Nick LaChey ever looks at himself in the mirror and cries?

Nice big pink shirt Jessica Simpson, I know it’s hard to remember where your nipples are when you can’t even feels your tits anymore. Where have you been anyway? I don’t remember the last time I saw you on anything but those tabloid papers and stuff, surely your agent must be working on something, or maybe the sex tape is in the mail. Seems like we’ve reached that juncture. It’s probably time. I wonder if your dad is standing in a small room somewhere sweating over the money he’s losing every second that tape isn’t on the market yet. I can’t stand to see your father in all this pain, can we get to work already, there is plenty of other time to flash the paparazzi.

She’s not my favorite gal in the world, as I tend towards something other than blonde and ditsy, but it’s pretty hard to deny that Jessica Simpson’s got a body most people would kill for. This top was clearly designed to land her in nude celebrity photos blogger world, as I don’t think it could hang with someone whose tits are even half the weight of Ms. Simpson’s. What are those, 10 pounds each? I have no idea what a normal breast weighs, but that might be worth looking into. I’ll see if I can get Jessica’s people on the phone and get her to the weigh in station stat.