Britney Spears

Man, is she wasted. She can’t even quite walk without her half naked home girl pulling up the rear? That’s okay, at least she found this mesh lace bodice thing to keep her from getting frostbite, or from going into delirium tremens. The alcohol will continue to spurt through her system, and squirters.net will have a ball filming the transom while she hobbles from one end of the room to the other, hardly aware that her pussy is on fire and filmed by 50,000 cams all at once. I mean, you could ask for worse? She could have a goiter? Poor Britney Spears.

The paparazzi is having to get more and more covert these days, or else Britney has a snitch among the ranks (perish the thought), either way somebody likely got paid big bucks to bring this half naked Britney Spears naked nipple to you right in your home via Free Nude Celebrity Pics. Apparently here she’s in the midst of getting dressed for her stage show, and some amateur voyeur took the opportunity to capitalize. I can’t say I blame him. Free lunch for life.

Maybe Pamela Anderson isn’t in the same league as the younger girls when it comes to upskirting. Here’s Emma Watson, just days after her eighteenth birthday showing a hint of her “Secret Chamber”. She may not be on the same par as Britney, but hey, Emma’s just a novice. She is just a novice, right?

Britney Spears was out and about in Beverly Hills and where she was showing off her trailer trash cleavage. Speaking of trailer trash, did you know there are rumors the the fallen princess is pregnant again?! Star Magazine explains:

Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby….The fallen pop princess’ belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” an insider close to the photog tells the tabloid….Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children.”

Twice in a week! Now that is classy,y’all!

Well after her brief stint in the looney bin, the sole driving force behind keeping food on the plates of the paparazzi is back and in full force! While we don’t catch a full-on upskirt cootchie shot this time around, there is no doubt that she has no knickers on. [Continue For More Photos]

For all you fine readers with a penchant for spaced-out two-dollar street walkers, I present today Miss Spears doing her best impersonation for you.

Britney Spears takes care of two fetishes for the price of one as she lights up her Newports and allows for some generous voyeur peeking up her skirt.

Another day, another set of braless Britney Spears pics. This time around her top is practically non-existent. Not that I’m complaining, but aren’t we getting pretty close to “legal” indecent exposure here?