September 2008

Could those boobs be any bigger Pam? No really, that’s a question! I honestly don’t know if they could possibly be any BIGGER! Having said that, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more of them these days. She would be so great in porn because, hey, look how her sex tape did! Granted, that was a scandal, but with the proper lighting and scenery, this girl could be dynamite on film…not to mention the dynamite revenue that she could bring in for the company lucky enough to sign her. The scandal tapes of Pam were placed online by Internet Entertainment Group.

The question with Pam now is the following: Is she still considered one of Hollywood’s hotties by the mainstream media? I think so and here is my reasoning. Nobody can forget how hot she looked in her Baywatch days and this definitely clouds peoples’ opinions. Let’s be honest, she is not as hot as she used to be but she has by no means “hit the wall.” Anybody with a freakin’ dick would still bang the shit out of her. She is still Pamela Anderson! Also, who can forget the classic episode of The Howard Stern Show when Stern and Artie Lange went up to Pam’s hotel room and broadcast the show from there (they connected the line to the studio where Robin Quivers was on the other end).

How nice would it have been if a sex tape actually surfaced of this beauty sent down from heaven. This girl is as sexy as they get.  Of course, this is Elliot Spitzer’s call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

Soon after the scandal, footage of Ms. Dupre was discovered in the “Girls Gone Wild” archives. Ashley subsequently sued Joe Francis but later dropped the charges after she realized that he could prove that she did in fact give consent to shoot her on camera.  In the video of her giving consent, you can tell that she is cute and fun on account of that little southern accent (she did live in the Carolinas for a while).

Ashley has also put out a musical single. The single is called…oh wait…who cares? Nobody! Yes, that’s right. Nobody on earth cares about this girl’s music. All we want is to see her beautiful body naked on camera.

I know it’s not a nude shot, but those are some awesome breasts.  They look like they are just dying to get out of that top.  Come on sweetie, sun bathe a little bit.  Let them breathe because God knows they are suffocating in that oh so wonderfully tight top of yours.

But seriously, this girl is hot.  It’s not very often that an absolutely flawless body such as this comes along.  To be quite honest, I have heard of her, but I am not all that familiar with her body of work.  I am, however, now very familiar with her body in general.  So, yeah, that’s all that’s important right?  Of course it is!

WOW! That’s all I can say. Those are two of the most beautiful natural boobs that I have ever seen. They hang just a little bit (the perfect amount just to show that they are real), but at the same time, they maintain their full appearance. Although Lindsay recently went to the other side, I have a feeling she still needs a man to caress those beauties once in a while. I mean, she can’t possibly be totally converted to women just yet can she? If she is, I wouldn’t mind seeing a leaked tape of her girlfriend(s?) playing with those mountains.

Lindsay is another Hollywood chick that loves to party. I’ll bet she is a pretty big hit at those parties in Malibu if she decides to show some of that beautiful cleavage.

Rock on Lindsay!

Ahh Britney Spears…the girl who used to be considered “smokin’ hot” by pretty much every straight guy right?  Well, I figured we could do something cool and show a picture of her when she was in her prime.  As long as we’re keeping it real here, what the fuck happened to this girl?  She had a rack sent down from heaven and legs to kill!  Let’s not forget about that beautiful face.

I would like to think that below all of her recent escapades, so to speak, en lies that young hottie that took the world by storm in her younger days.  This is not to say that Britney is “old” by any means, but her cute young look is quickly slipping away.  Her rapid decline in hotness is surly aided by those escapades of which we speak.  Some would say that her marriage to Kevin Federline is at the top of this list but who really cares anymore?  If Britney wants to get back into stardom, she might be forced to pose

nude or enter the Adult Industry in some sort of fashion.  Can you imagine the demand if a sex tape leaked?  Now, I know what you’re thinking…”We’ve already seen her without panties!”  Well guess what, Paris Hilton had been seen topless and her sex tape drove Red Light District’s revenue through the roof anyway.

So, Britney, you might want to check out some real estate in the San Fernando Valley…

I guess SOMEBODY is not afraid of the paparazzi! Let’s be honest here, Alyssa Milano looks good with clothes on, and she sure as hell looks good with them off as she struts down the California shore. I’m not quite sure how a lot of guys are going to view that very full bed of hair on her vagina, but most probably wouldn’t complain if that was what they woke up to in the morning.

Believe it or not, Milano got her start in the world of show business portraying little orphan Annie on on Broadway. She is also known for playing Samantha Micelli on Who’s the Boss? as well as Phoebe Halliwell on Charmed. Alyssa also has a case of dyslexia but she deals with it by writing down her lines and thus memorizing them through the repetition.

Personally, Milano has had several boyfriends including singer Justin Timberlake and Major League Baseball pitcher Barry Zito.

Look at Carmen Electra! Even in 2008, this long-time American sex symbol maintains an absolutely stunning body. Who would have thought that after banging Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, Prince, Fred Durst, and Vin Diesel, that we could still look at her with watering mouths? Well, make no mistake, she is still hot as can be. By the way, Carmen is currently engaged to guitarist Rob Patterson of Korn.

I mean come on…look at that rack. Very few celebrity racks look that good at the ripe-old age of THIRTY-SIX!   In fact, if you look nice and “hard”, you can see Carmen’s nipples poking through that very tight bikini.  As your eyes move further down, you can see an absolutely flawless mid-section and a mighty fine pair of legs.

I think it’s safe to say that Carmen Electra will not be “hitting the wall” anytime soon…even post-Baywatch !

So, Sienna Miller makes a pretty convincing hippy, even if she’s done a better job trimming up her bush than probably was prevalent in the time period of her upcoming movie Hippie Hippie Shake. Her tits are small enough that I almost can’t excuse the hippie connotations here, it’s not exactly my bag, is that mean to say? There’s nothing wrong with small tits really. It’s really just the hippie thing. She’s probably about perfect for this role, though, and with full frontal nudity and all, it’ll probably end up doing pretty well, if not as well as Dazed and Confused, still about drugs.

Elisabetta Gregoraci is best known for her Wonderbra ads across the nation, but she also seems to know what she’s doing in the other kind of tit holder. Here she sits indian style on the beach tanned in a non over oranged kind of way, which is refreshing I guess, and why she’s a famous model and not a famous tramp. She look a little confused here, like she’s not sure where her boat is going, which could be a problem if the guy running the thing has any say. Still, she’s looking hot as always in her beach bikini and if the waves have any say, she’ll probably end up in less later.

Selma Blair tends to go back and forth from looking wildly hot and wildly skank, but here she’s probably looking about as good as you could ask. I’m not sure if this is her from younger years or more recent, but this is about as naked as I’ve seen her since the movie Storytelling, where she got fully nude and took it from behind in a pretty controversial scene. Selma Blair, didn’t she play a witch on something sometime? She looks too cute to be a witch I’d say. Though maybe the black and white is good here.