June 2008

Jessica Biel is stacked and ready for action, washing herself here in the sink and looking about as sculpted and hot as you could ever ask from anyone. Jessica is perhaps supposed to be looking for a chance bathroom encounter from a sexy strange woman in this one or something? Black and white fantasy shots add something that the full color blast just seems to sometimes take away. I’ve had this dream before, I’m pretty sure, and if I haven’t yet I will now soon.

She may be just a girl, and she may be a little less stacked than some of the other famous nude women we feature here, but Gwen Stefani still is no slouch for her money, and looks good in a black tie here from a nude photo shoot she did to pimp out her No Doubt less solo career perhaps? Whatever it is, it’s working, and Gavin Rossdale at least will lose some sleep not having this around, unless they are back together? I can’t remember. Either way, Bush sucks.

You don’t get much more fine than Maria Sharapova, and the paparazzi for the most part have their work done for them as it is the staple of Maria’s job to be running around half-dressed in front of a billion cameras all day. This photo shows some nice upskirt, down shirt shots of the ravishing tennis star in action. You can’t really get enough of this, though it wouldn’t hurt to keep trying. Makes me want to play tennis! Or even watch it on TV.

I couldn’t help but run across this photo of Fergie’s boyfriend Josh Duhamel naked as I searched for the previous photo of Fergie. Dude isn’t quite packing, eh? According to the blabber surrounding the photo, Fergie went on and on about how he’s not really as miniscule in the dick area as this photo would make out, and that he was complaining that it was cold in the studio. So, why did the photo come out then? Couldn’t you get those folks to turn on some heat? I don’t know, maybe he’s a super guy. Maybe he’s a grower, not a shower? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fergie chills on the beach with her ass hanging out and her boyfriend kind of messing with it like he’s playing with a yoyo. I prefer looking at Fergie from behind since then you get to miss the massive teeth gap, which seems to help, plus you don’t have to think about the wretched music that comes out of her mouth. Yeah, it all looks a little better from this side even if we have to also see that dude, though I can’t say I’m as jealous as I would be in other spots. Still, nice ass Fergalicious.

What do you know about Shana Hiatt? If you’ve been playing no limit hold em in the last few years, odds are you got sucked into the World Poker Tour and at some point had to wonder, who is this Shana Hiatt and why is this show not about her instead of these chubby poker players? She’s since moved on to brighter shores (including NBC’s Poker After Dark program) but Shana is enough to make a guy fold pocket aces, believe that. She could stand around topless at the World Series of Poker and people would forget about that championship bracelet in a heartbeat.

Jennifer Aniston has by now probably entered the school of ‘Yeah we know she’s hot, she’s been around’ as opposed to the Lindsay Lohan chasers and so on, but don’t let this Friend slip out of the spotlight just yet. Standing buck naked Jennifer Aniston proves she’s still killing it just as hard as anyone else when it comes to looks. I wonder if she ever sits at home and carves little dolls of Angelina Jolie and puts pins in them? Who knows. Anyhow, good lookin’ out Aniston.

Remember Megan Ewing? If you don’t, you will now, I’m sure. Megan Ewing first came onto the scene several years ago as a Guess model in some of the sexiest ads anyone who ran into them can likely remember. Brunettes don’t quite get made like this anymore, not quite in the same world anyhow. We’re not sure where she is these days, but we really don’t need anything else to remember her by than this photo half naked on the beach. Someone has touched this woman.

Salma Hayek may have been around quite a bit longer than all these super young new Hollywood vixens running around with their tits hanging out while they get drunk at the club and pretend to act maligned over the hundreds following after their every sneeze and what they had for lunch, but if you ask me Salma Hayek is defeating them all. However old she is, she couldn’t look much better than she does in these nude screen caps from FRIDA and another film. It is only more to her beauty that she doesn’t get caught in the media crossfire.

Cameron Diaz has fallen out of the public a little, probably of her choosing (I don’t blame her) but don’t forget that back in the day (and probably still now) Cameron Diaz owned it all. Hiding with Justin Timberlake is probably an option a lot of women, even celebs, would take. We had to dig up this slightly older Diaz relic to help remind you where she’s been. She may not be at the top of a lot of dream screw lists these days, but she still should be. Try and sit back from the screen a little, okay? Just kidding. Get as close as you want.